2010 Smackdown

[3rdplace]

Cmoe on 3rdlpce, the Rob udnstnads waht Shooter worte.

Me tride tu.  bUT ain't reeding it good yet.

3herd plase is aint had his coughee yet.......stil wakin up

i sTink yoo mite be riteD.

[shooter87]

Cmoe on 3rdlpce, the Rob udnstnads waht Shooter worte.

Me tride tu.  bUT ain't reeding it good yet.

rob are you going to texas?? sure would like to no . so i can hand your azz to ya on the sims . may not be  good writer sometime. but i no how to take the trash to the corner.

[LDFalks]

Cmoe on 3rdlpce, the Rob udnstnads waht Shooter worte.

Me tride tu.  bUT ain't reeding it good yet.

rob are you going to texas?? sure would like to no . so i can hand your azz to ya on the sims . may not be  good writer sometime. but i no how to take the trash to the corner.

And all this time I thought you were sitting there waiting for the bus.

[RobertM]

Nope.....ain't gonna be at Texas.

[3rdplace]

Nope.....ain't gonna be at Texas.

You retired again??

[Quickdraw]

Nope.....ain't gonna be at Texas.

You retired again??

I think he is a fiction writer.

[3rdplace]

Nope.....ain't gonna be at Texas.

You retired again??

I think he is a fiction writer.

So like "Once upon a time there was an archer named Rob who.............."

[Quickdraw]

... sat on a wall. Along came a Scooter that who wrote on a puter and there where these 3 blind guys who ran up the clock and couldn't put Honey Bun back together again.
 

[3rdplace]

... sat on a wall. Along came a Scooter that who wrote on a puter and there where these 3 blind guys who ran up the clock and couldn't put Honey Bun back together again.
 

"With a hoot and a holler they began to........."

[Quickdraw]

... rejoice with glee as Rob with a goat under one arm began to flee. Those extra large knee boots were a floppin and a poppin as he ran into the barn leaving the barn door a rockin.

[3rdplace]

Into the woods they ran, one goat and one man.  A secluded place in the rocks they found and both lay on the ground breathing heavily with a look of........

[Quickdraw]

... astonishment. While up In the rocks they looked down into the valley and witnessed a family of namdic southern Polar bears. The little cubs reminded the Rob of Scooter, only with more head hairs.

[RobertM]

Nah.....ain't retired......just ain't got time to travel right now.

[3rdplace]

... astonishment. While up In the rocks they looked down into the valley and witnessed a family of nomadic southern Polar bears. The little cubs reminded the Rob of Scooter, only with more head hairs.

And no cigars burns on the back of their heads.  As the Rob and goat bedded down for the night they looked at each other and........

[shooter87]

rob you scared of the shooter showing you up not once but twice.. its ok we understand.

[BAArcher]

Wow, all of these poets.....atleast Nantucket wasn't addressed!

[3rdplace]

Wow, all of these poets.....atleast Nantucket wasn't addressed!

We were getting there.

[Quickdraw]

... astonishment. While up In the rocks they looked down into the valley and witnessed a family of nomadic southern Polar bears. The little cubs reminded the Rob of Scooter, only with more head hairs.

And no cigars burns on the back of their heads.  As the Rob and goat bedded down for the night they looked at each other and........

... nodded knowing that although they may be strangers in the night it never felt so right.

As the fleeting light gave way to twilight they could hear the sounds of the night as Shooter was heard screaming and running over the skyline of the nearby hillside with a rather large polar bear in tow.

[shooter87]

QD i had that polar bear in tow  as i was setting up targets that are big so you could hit something large with  that bow in call aljunk...

[3rdplace]

QD i had that polar bear in tow  as i was setting up targets that are big so you could hit something large with  that bow in call aljunk...

Had him hooked to your "trailer hitch" did ya?

[shooter87]

trailer hitch are you kidding me there is no such thing  of that here in missouri. you must be talking about your back yard

[The Undertaker]

I'll take the Rob's place in Paris. But, I'm wearin' pants...no sissy loin cloth! I'm not afraid of any of you Marys. Well, cept Dee and that Ranger trainin', gut you with a plastic spoon stuff...

[Quickdraw]

I'll take the Rob's place in Paris. But, I'm wearin' pants...no sissy loin cloth! I'm not afraid of any of you Marys. Well, cept Dee and that Ranger trainin', gut you with a plastic spoon stuff...

He could just eat you up with that plastic spoon too. 

[Quickdraw]

QD i had that polar bear in tow  as i was setting up targets that are big so you could hit something large with  that bow in call aljunk...

Say what? You lost me on the last line.

[3rdplace]

QD i had that polar bear in tow  as i was setting up targets that are big so you could hit something large with  that bow in call aljunk...

Say what? You lost me on the last line.

I was hoping you would translate that for us.  I just can't master shooterese.  It's like Chinese arithmetic.